tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75121302024-02-20T13:11:44.880-08:00Ace of SpadesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger92125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-68792104720698267482016-12-24T23:46:00.000-08:002016-12-24T23:46:37.820-08:00I gor sacked for lemmywanted to do this one up irhgt, fo rtht eMAN , bwent into this newgig a t BURRITO TACO HOUSE I shit you not tha tis the name, kind of a ghost ship on autopoiilot otu by the dog nd pony track, lost to the 70s, does enough business on one0time tourists not to have to be at ALL a fucklen place fo rrael. I was like, I'm gonna tank this gig so hard for fufking Lemmy. HONOR IN GLORY HONOR IN RAGE HONOR IN FRIJOLES CANCELLADO<br />
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So I piss all in ther elike thighs out man, cock o the walk, yeah I'm the best fucken sculler you ever got your hot load boilin for, mamanger creep, gimme the gig, you'd be lucky if yyou had me in there. And instead a turnin me right on the hell out the door guy sys "You start now?" So I'm like fuckit<br />
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and I aint 'do jack shit, truth be told. there's this busser kid from the local progfam name d Dann y D who does all my dishes, nearas I can tell hes a little jimmed up off the norm, bent and smiley, but I tell hifjjm how cool he is, take hiim under my wing, teach him how ot be a man, , he gets some bigass simle and achienvement, he's gla dto be makin someone proud. He aint all sorted for keeps up top, but hell if he aint' happy an d I get to delveope my phiilosoophies on ohw ot be a man on an intaersted audience.. SO far bein a man mean s demandin respect and collectin the marg dregs in a pitcher for old Lyle to take ito the walk-in and pound on the hour NEVER SHORT ME<br />
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Kinda gettin emitonial tinkin about how I help this kid, mabe anew puropse in life for me, new direction , intense<br />
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Mahbe finally kind a bein somebody<br />
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4LEMMYUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-7534274176419638942016-10-14T00:36:00.000-07:002016-10-14T00:36:18.423-07:00fudken sakede SACKEDman i wasn't at athah place two shifts and the fuckknen pastry chkef calls me out ans says YOU, OUT<br />
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Thhrew my station on the ground and gave a real good F YOU, talkin doubl ebirds, sppinnin in circles on one hw heel before grabbin my roll an bustin out. I was doin pastry prep aftewr some book sI been readin inna las fw years, NAKED PIG GOES TO MEDOC etc,.not even just scullin n slingin bean s as ausual. trin to up my game. did'nt amout ot nothin.<br />
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stuiod new plac eaclled hamlanders or somethin, i forget, fn preteneoius, "ingreidnet forward hyper local " well gues what pal ashole chef JEFF I rmemebr yoru name and you got no business sackin me just acuse I drank all the wine didn't win du up poachin the hasellbeck pears, asshsole, was just gonna go to wastee, il drlink what I wnt and if you want me arounads that is the deal<br />
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yor udesserts all look likek dongs<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-66001372364441481622008-05-04T17:15:00.000-07:002008-05-04T21:56:29.424-07:00SACKED AGAN.,holy fuzz button (clit-) got sasclked from Joesephine's after like eight weeks of shit goin wrel good. frnch place shoulda known they'd bew dicks. was busin a plata chartcuterei back and tooka abig bite outat asome pork chop and mgr jean pual givesm me the MERDE!!! an cuts my apron off with a a knife he grabsa from some prepo cook<br /><br />man am i ever gonana be a CEO lookin' unlikelytUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-12431977824513630592008-02-20T00:42:00.000-08:002008-02-20T00:54:21.846-08:00fuckien salckedfucking vietname place gig was goni well smoked with the dudes out abakc durn breaks or wahtever frewe soup an gettin fat on noodle s<br /><br />main dude Diet Guy (real name pronuced DEET GHEE( alway syellin at wife though an she's alawyas givin me the the ice eye scowel an i can tell that's hate whiteyspeak for GET LOST WHITEY<br /><br />anwya was doin bang up job sculln and prep but today Die tguy puts a wadda cash in my chest pckoet an paacka smoke s which is my wif ehates you for GET LOST SORRY THOUGH<br /><br />ben around this busioness long enuogh to get fired in every langauge)(^#<br /> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*&(*@#^$ (*^#$ #((*(*####Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-56304308124089667562007-11-13T13:03:00.000-08:002007-11-13T13:08:57.750-08:00LIVIN SACK STYLEfn owner ofvewr a t Olivios gavce mne my walkiong papers last nighut since he saaw me eation offa a plate I was clearn. i was like the fucking guy left a fn sausage the size 'a my arm you seroiuslyi thinkl I aoin't gonna eat that DICKEHAD? and he sias I got the resrt of the night off an dnot to show up otmorrow. that ain't code alnaguage i am sacked like john fn holmes<br /><br />dude was famous for his sakc<br /><br />among other things<br /><br />BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-35728947116467220422007-09-25T22:07:00.000-07:002007-09-25T22:15:05.974-07:00well thats a fick pissrfn manager at Corleone's gave me the saklc tonight cause I was eatin stuff off plates onn away back from busin the table. fn people shouldn't oredwe4r a staek if they'er not gonna finiash it. fudcking quaiil too an dpasta s lookin too good ot leanve alone like barely mot ven touched. fuckers and look how they live throw away food and go off in a fucking jaguruar, ill fucken eat it cause don't waastrew good shit like that on hte sculler anywaysa he'll eaet it an he nevaer getrs sacked assahoelUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-78470304955047320572007-08-14T21:25:00.000-07:002007-08-14T21:32:04.350-07:00glases are radnw glasses acdtauly fuck n alritht gotaskeds a qusation by soem chick toadya<br /><br />shes' aall susse me sir can yoiu tell eme theh time<br /><br />im' like ACE OF SPAEDES 1<br /><br />fn she baceked off but whateaqvre thassa most headway i maidae w a chick inlike sixi yearas \<br /><br />dpretty soone its like lyle will yo ohave my baby<br /><br />no but good teo get some rewasapct<br /><br />BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!$5 6939%%%%%%% *((**(Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-66141863997833512022007-06-19T17:12:00.001-07:002007-06-19T17:16:10.631-07:00got glasesMan so fn in time for this fn wedding of beefs ai i hadda go and get some glases s and inm' gonna look like a ffuckling fjagfgffgt50987q2345 <br /><br />bettert not wear em <br /><br />the good kinda glasses withi frames people can barely see cost like four hudhnred so i just went with thet plain sdbasics<br /><br />i look like a afucking old copUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-80127473532546825322007-03-19T20:52:00.000-07:002007-03-19T21:13:40.329-07:00alright so whatev ernobodyas' jammin me on the shototin thing or whaever, no buggin so i'm outta lay in low<br /><br />back to the grindf , pullin beans at this mexcan joint an doin some mronings at a garage doin tire shit. might needa get glasses fn costs like four hudnreewd bucks that shit gonna look like an idiot evwery second qbaotu alol of ti hs<br /><br />wasd readin a book and it was blurry seeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1158993480627551662006-09-26T21:34:00.000-07:002006-09-26T23:52:49.406-07:00crap did i shoot the dudeman fuckin a what they'er sayin' i shot the fucker i dn't just hit thim fuck i wasn't jst in a barfight just usual ai think shot a udde and i can't go askin arounsd causae what if no one lknows if was me<br /><br />and I raoiase suspcion<br /><br /> its the worst sfeelin in theworld not to knwo if yuo shot a dudeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1155886302734767332006-08-18T00:29:00.000-07:002006-08-18T00:31:42.750-07:00dont' rememerb if I hit a guydon't know if i hit a guy or if i didn't hit em think i hit ijm works a d Spelco tire gotta thinkw heres the dude drink wheres the dudue gonan be gotat avoid him for a whwile almost a yearUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1151541829112856642006-06-28T17:36:00.000-07:002006-06-28T17:43:49.123-07:00hwna fk'd that happne a WEEK?!dudes said i ws asleep for a fkn week. the rfuck/@! no shitto i was out fn around w/tod n shitters on weds jun 21 i rememebre. i hadda receipte for JD in my hand w/that date today when i wke up . fn teodor sayasits june 28?! whatna fuck happend for a fn week didn't nobody fn think to wake a guy up?!<br /><br />i'm proily fired from whereever i was wrkn, nice fn treat to wake upto. good mronnign we fired your assa a week ago. LYLE. wt hte fuck dude u were pasd out for a week asshoel. a WEEK.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1147325045037491132006-05-10T22:21:00.000-07:002006-05-10T22:24:05.046-07:00fn caved inwatsa fuck sa guy like me doin with an ipod but shit man i bought one<br /><br />aint' even got a fn computer prolby gonna trade it owt think I spent a hundo or so<br /><br />whyna fuck'di buy an ipod<br /><br />fn catchy commer cials stupdi shinny boxUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1144823904648500442006-04-11T23:30:00.000-07:002006-04-11T23:38:24.663-07:00ey mahn hah pappiesdamn f'n todd got low got junkie julia down at our palce hadda get er out inna backyard before corny or ted ro onstads saw<br /><br />fn todd dumbshit bring hta tshit around thefuck he'l hang around with anybody<br /><br />hadda dumbwalk jla stupdi like six fn blocks over to th drop and get rid dont' want to get my assonthe street from that shit around stupid cockface todd. NO JUNKIEs asshoelUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1136705748058422672006-01-07T23:25:00.000-08:002006-01-07T23:35:48.070-08:00'sfer shitstood iinna night at Mulligans SPoorts pub up in rwc jus tline cook etc friend of mine<br /><br />fuckin place is ofr shit got no system fucking kid runn aoround makin salad firin in no order total chaos everyone pissed of f<br /><br />ran the joint up + go tcase of 'sfucking french chardonnday beats me gonna lay up w/todd fn bust on this sugar bitch juice for a aday see what happens<br /><br />probaly we build a gazevbo with lace stairsbut fuck chardonaddy aint no wine gonna misuse meUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1135240664581457422005-12-22T03:29:00.000-08:002005-12-22T00:37:44.593-08:00sfuckin overviet cong fn mined the Hhhills drivin rang e Todsd outta coupla tires we aint' got no gig there no more f that<br /><br />fn bird ataacekd my face today wtf hadda deal w a fn doctor upshot tho is he gave me a week vivarin i mean vicodin +1 fill cause I checked in unde rname of Carleton Lecreul a name I made uponna spot pretty good huh for onna spot<br /><br />definitlye no dude w/a record every checked inw/ that name beofer<br /><br />fn floatin' on V and champale of brs. just fn floatin and fn vie cong fight like a snake got to erespet that, was fn theier turfUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1132725973343534932005-11-21T03:02:00.000-08:002005-11-22T22:06:13.353-08:00golfball racketfuk so fukc we had a couple ogood woeek s gettin golf balsl<br /><br />turns out hto ther's a syasmte a vietamese system they collect em every tueasday 3am you gotta fightem now thy got a vietnam dud ewatching the course at night a sentry<br /><br />guess tey go on tuesdayas cause on mondya they steal recyclin outta peoples driveways and weds they're bus y maybe a ta job<br /><br />might be thai hard to tell in 3am fights<br /><br />fight like vietnamese thoUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1131011722098091122005-11-03T03:50:00.000-08:002005-11-03T01:55:22.110-08:00golf abalstodd's van can fit 20 golf balsl in the back so we spent the nihgt with a flashlight scourin HHills for ranage balls and shiters brand nwe titlesetit duffers hitinto the crek<br /><br />gonna sellm in old egg cartons 12 balls for $6 man we fn cam up with like 250 balls in 1 hr of searcin fat ass bank<br /><br />also foudn tons of recyling aluminum cans down sisde of gully on 9th fairway<br />mfekrs unload payload before clubhosue so s not to look guiltyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1129707047302525472005-10-19T00:27:00.000-07:002005-10-19T00:30:47.306-07:00sfucking good weweknedplayed TURBO LOVEr abotu 100-200x and fn went out for batteries six tiemes pls jack and acokes from 7am on<br /><br />Todd shot ths guy was fn with usUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1129274141586007812005-10-14T00:12:00.000-07:002005-10-14T00:15:41.590-07:00gta real bood weekend erorked outtodd bisds ajck n cokes plus buincha d=cells for radio gonn play TURBO LOVER judas priest marathron or someting n yard star t7am or whatever gun it play sam song over and overUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1128742117869951102005-10-07T20:25:00.000-07:002005-10-07T20:28:37.873-07:00itwas the jelliesyeah it was th hjellies makin my pis thi ck<br /><br />stopped eatin em and rightawyaw piss got real normal despte nto drinkin much water<br /><br />now new prollem tho 's my shitz are real small /green. fuckn hard to striek a balance around here i tell yaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1127892635342955712005-09-28T00:26:00.000-07:002005-09-28T00:30:35.346-07:00gpt am n innle on the pissspiss was thick nto to do with water or whaterver drink n but w/ this fanc y imported french snack ite m I been leechin outta the kitchen last few mos<br /><br />gelies or jellies r somethin they got pectin or omer some crap, makes liquidsthich<br /><br />aka myh piss<br /><br />solved maybeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1127457210077473212005-09-22T23:28:00.000-07:002005-09-22T23:33:30.083-07:00piss been decentturns out i can take a day or 2 off from real regular on the wter still get good piss, separates into the watawer rela good and even. nxt time tho I get rope piss gonna try to psiss it on the ground see how it acts. does it do canned cranbery or jello thing etc. maybe not dink water for a few days see what hapens. .<br /><br />begignnins of homemade piss science<br /><br />b/w photo o fme in a suit w/hair combed flatUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1126516296312057382005-09-12T02:08:00.000-07:002005-09-12T02:11:36.573-07:00pissbeen goodgood stuff ben real clear and comin out real expected lik3e. blends inna water can't tell you how a relief simpleness of apiss just a miracle eatch timei i step inna the can at Romeo's or 7sails for aUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7512130.post-1125125534018018502005-08-26T23:47:00.000-07:002005-08-26T23:52:14.023-07:00sfuck new fucking drinksogotta lotta talent this one and gotta aname STOLEN ASS<br /><br />i smynew dsrink<br /><br />igreds<br />:<br />vodka about five secs pour from bottle at 45'degre res<br />gluga grand maniewr if you can steal a shot shit coast fucsini overprice<br />1 tsp tonic<br /><br />drink thatUnknownnoreply@blogger.com