Jimmy crapped in my yard!

sonofa bitch, took a shot at him + chased him for a few but he was methed and ran like a ghetto cheetah. now there's this pathetic little yellow shit the size of a cig on the front lawn. I ain't goin near the thing so hopefully a dog eats it.

just wrapped vols I-VII of Frankenblumpkin, a nasty thing buyers are into now. we found this one russian guy who can self-blumpkin, kind of insane, so letty put some green makeup on him + bolts on his neck. after the money shot he looks up and goes BLUMPKIN...GOOOOOOD!